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Rex Grossman outlined as Redskins starting QB

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This.

15-32, 311 yards, two TD, 4 INTs. I can’t wait around for him to be the 1st QB to break ESPN’s brand new QBR device.

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Rex Grossman outlined as Redskins starting QB

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It is the return of Rex Grossman! Everybody duck!!

Really? Rex Grossman? You bench Donovan McNabb for the Sex Cannon?

He’s baaaaaaaaaaaack. Just should you thought the NFL world was rid of Rex once and for all, he bubbles up within the nation’s capital, able to throw mad bombs down the sphere, sometimes to his own receivers.

And you thought the last three games of the season weren’t going to be interesting for the Skins.

Now, here we’re, with McNabb essentially finished in DC, and with Mike Shanahan essentially admitting colossal failure by creating an excellent larger failure. Fantastic. Nothing to determine here, please move along.

We sit up for 11-25, 286 yards, 2 TDs, 3 INTs from RexyBaby. We’re happy to have him back, but saddened to peer D-Nice go down like this. He deserves better. Ship him to Buffalo. I got a jersey looking forward to him.

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According to court papers filed Wednesday offering Haynesworth a plea deal in the sexual abuse case the Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth allegedly slid his credit card into the bra of a waitress and then touched her breast. His lawyer, however, said the deal was not one he’d take and that his client would fight the charge. Prosecutors filed paperwork in Superior Court in Washington saying that if Haynesworth agrees to plead guilty to simple assault they would drop the misdemeanor sexual abuse charge. Both charges carry the same maximum penalty, however, up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

Haynesworth’s attorney, A. Scott Bolden, wrote in an e-mail Wednesday to The Associated Press that the offer was “no deal at all, nor is it one we would entertain.” “My client is prepared to, and will vigorously fight these charges,” he wrote.

It is typical for prosecutors to offer a plea deal at the start of misdemeanor proceedings and share details of their case at that time.

An overview of the government’s case, filed with the plea offer in court documents, includes a fuller description of the alleged incident at The W Hotel in Washington in mid-February. The eight-page document stated Haynesworth was attending a birthday party the night of Feb. 12-13 and was ready to pay the bill of more than $800 when his waitress was called over with her hands full of dishes.

Insisting he wanted to pay immediately and before she could drop off the dishes, Haynesworth tapped the woman on her arm and shoulder with his card, according to the court papers. The waitress “looked up and down at herself, as if wondering where [Haynesworth] expected her to put [the card],” when he slid the card down the center of her bra and began touching her breast, the documents allege. He said something to the effect of “Can I do that?” the documents state.

One witness who saw the exchange believed the waitress had agreed to let Haynesworth place the card in her bra, but reported her tone turned stern and she asked him to remove his hand after he touched her, according to the documents. The card was ultimately declined, and another waitress took it back to Haynesworth, prosecutors say in the document.

After the waitress told other employees what had happened, a security person at the hotel approached Haynesworth and asked him whether he remembered having any contact with the woman.

When police detectives later tried to interview Haynesworth, he spontaneously told them, according to court papers: “I know what this is about; she is just upset I have a white girlfriend. I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”

He refused to be interviewed further but did later provide a sworn statement to the government.

Haynesworth had a tumultuous 2010 season with the Redskins that ended when he was suspended without pay for the final four games of the season for “conduct detrimental to the club.” He has constantly feuded with Coach Mike Shanahan, skipped offseason workouts and failed to pass a conditioning test at the start of training camp. He did not start a game last season, despite being in the second year of a seven-year, $100 million contract.

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Albert Haynesworth, the defensive lineman of Washington Redskins was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor sexual abuse for allegedly fondling the breast of his server in a hotel restaurant in Washington.

A grand jury returned an indictment formally charging Haynesworth over the alleged incident at a downtown Washington hotel in the early hours of Feb. 13. If convicted, the 29-year-old two-time All-Pro faces up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

According to the U.S. attorney’s office, the government’s evidence shows Haynesworth slid a credit card down the front of the server’s dress and fondled her breast.

Haynesworth’s attorney, A. Scott Bolden, called the charge disappointing and regretful and said it would be a difficult case for the government to prove. Haynesworth is innocent and several witnesses would vouch that the alleged conduct never happened, Bolden said.

Telephone and e-mail messages left for Haynesworth’s agent, Chad Speck, were not immediately returned. Redskins’ spokesman Tony Wyllie said the team referred all calls to Haynesworth and his agent.

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Clinton Portis’ seven-year charismatic and sometimes contentious stay ends as the Washington Redskins release him on Monday. For a while at least, he was the face of the franchise.

Injuries and money led to coach Mike Shanahan’s decision. Portis had played in only 13 games over the past two seasons because of a severe concussion in 2009 and a torn groin muscle in 2010. He was scheduled to make $8.3 million next season, and Shanahan made it clear at the NFL combine that the Redskins wouldn’t keep the 29-year-old running back at that price.

Portis told 106.7 The Fan that he was given a chance to restructure his contract, but he said it would be “hard to accept not being the go-guy.”

“It was kind of a mutual decision,” Portis said. “They could have sat and held on and played around. They gave me an opportunity to further my career and go somewhere where I can help.”

Portis is 77 yards short of 10,000 career rushing yards and leaves Washington 648 yards shy of one of his oft-stated goals — Hall of Famer John Riggins’ franchise record.

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Portis, who has spent seven of his nine years in the NFL with the Redskins, played in only five games last season, rushing for just 227 yards and two touchdowns. Despite another injury-plagued season, Portis still considers himself an elite running back.

Portis will be 30 next season and he’s owed more than $8 million.

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It was a total drama for the Redskins as after the snap on an extra-point attempt slipped through his hands in a one-point defeat, Washington Redskins punter-holder Hunter Smith said that he was really sorry for the mistake and he was willing to lose job for his mistake.

However, it happed later as Smith lost his job on Tuesday as the Redskins cut him from their squad.

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It was really a rough game for the Washington Redskins as it was same for Redskins kicker Graham Gano.

It was frustrating for Gano as he missed two makeable field goals one of which was a 34 yarder banged clear off the left upright and the other was a 24 yarder wide left. His pain increased as he didn’t even get the chance to attempt once again in the final PAT.

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It was really a bizarre finish of the game as the Redskins had to concede yet another defeat and this time it was against the Tampa Bay. It was really a frustrating one for them as they gave it up in a typical way.

Redskins failed to capitalize on their early lead as they had to concede a marginal 18-17 defeat in this game.

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It was an important game for the Washington Redskins but they went there without their safety LaRon Landry as he was inactive in Sunday’s game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It was his fourth consecutive miss as he had a left Achilles’ tendon injury.

However, the situation became worse as Redskins cornerback Carlos Rogers had to sit out for the third time in four games with his hamstring injury.

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